The Snail Whisperer

The Snail Whisperer is an imbecile who talks to snails all day.

They have somehow not only remained a researcher, but their word is taken seriously by The Founders. They claim to be the only being who can commune with The Snail though this has NEVER been proven! They make a mockery of REMAKE and Researchers as a whole and should not be allowed continued funding!

This entire scandal has lead me to question The Founders' judgement and it would be wise to end this madness before the entirety of the Sixth Branch becomes a laughing stock.

EDIT:
The Curator, who wrote this entry, has been disposed of and this page will be rewritten in the near future. Please disregard any information you may have obtained through it.